January 2010
48 posts
Eee!
I asked Fuck Yeah, Jewish Men for some Jon Stewart love—do you think they’ll grant my wish? I hope so.
I’m also trying to figure out if Ira Glass is Jewish and if I’m possibly racist for thinking so.
HP Survey
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HP Survey
|| Harry Potter Survey (: || Harry Potter. [x] Your hair is dark and can be messy. [x] You wear glasses. [x] You have a weird looking scar. [] You are brave. [] You have green eyes. [x] You like playing a particular sport. Total = [4] Ron Weasley. [] You have red hair. [x] You are very loyal to your friends. [] You are deathly afraid of spiders. [x] You are...
Text conversation between my mom, who just bought...
Mom: You would be surprised how nasty it gets behind appliances that have not been moved for twenty years.
Joie: heavens no, i'm sure you've kept it pristine. you mean you don't clean back there when you're dusting under the bed and ironing your husband's pajamas?
Mom: Don't tell my hubby but I slacked off for a couple of weeks on that. About 1040 to be exact.
Joie: As long as you never stopped bringing him his slippers, there's a CHANCE he may still love you.
Mom: I just brought him some Tums. Does that count?
A testament to how cold it is here.
Let me tell you how you can know how cold I am: I am doing laundry. Not essential things, like pants and underwear. I am doing a large load of laundry that consists entirely of fleece and flannel pajamas. Including these: